Parents Demotivational Poster
MIKE LITORIS. - Great name choice.
PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"
ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay
FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally
PARENTING SKILLS -
PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives
I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder
PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...
REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -
KIDS - Absolutely, positively, the fastest way to die poor and stressed
PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation
RULE 34 - It was going to happen eventually...
INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.
DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes
GIFT OF GIVING -
NICE CHOPS -
HEALING TOUCH -
PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper
PARENTING SKILLS -
"you are grounded!" -
SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started
PROS AND CONS -
THE TRUTH IS -
nonsensical nonsense #9 -
IF YOU EVER WONDERED -
PARENTS - Sometimes two assholes find each other, reproduce, and name thier kid Mike.
MY DAD -
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER -
CHILDREN ASK TRICKY QUESTIONS... -
YOUR LITTLE MAN - He's getting ready for a life of really expensive therapy
MISTAKES HAPPEN - Just ask your parents. Go on.
CHEAP PARENTS -
NURSERY RHYMES FOR TEENS -
DUCKIE TAPE - Because you're lil' angel's too precious to leave lying around.
WALMART KNOWS WHATS UP -
PARENTS - Odds are that at least one of them is a worthy role model. Choose wisely.
ADVISE LABELS -
REHAB - ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not cool to visit your kids
CAPTAIN AMERICA - Hiding out in his parents house
TOURISM - maybe work on that catch phrase.
HIDE AND GO SEEK - Shouldn't be played with dad.
FAIRYCOSMO'S NEGA-TIMMY - WHATEVER THE COST OF THIS ARTIST!
Another "back in my day" Story -
Raising Arizona -
Imaginary Friends -
LITTLE LEAGUE MOMS -
Louis C.K. -
Remember When. . . -
THE MALL -
THE TIME HAS COME -
unconscionable moron -
All In The Family -
ISN'T IT STUPID - when your parents tell you to tell the truth and then turn around and punish you for being a tattletale?
THE VALUE OF CARE -
~ PARENTS ~ - Bringing embarrassment to each generation
THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP DAD - Because I want to grow up and be someone you and Mom will be proud of.
Jean Bennett Ramsey -
I'M KEEPING THE BABY - Drop this bombshell and you're one coronary closer to reading the will.
$47,000 HOAX - Well, at least you got to be on TV... oh, your dad already was on TV? Well, you got to have that sweet-ass ballon ride... Oh... yeah, that's right...
A PARENTS' HOPES AND DREAMS - For my sacrifices I hope and dream to live long enough for you to have to feed me mush and change my diapers!
love & lead -
YOUR PARENTS - How THEY see themselves.
parent-teacher night -
Quadruple Bypass -
HEY GUYS! - I found Honey boo boo's parents!
Look At Me Now -
Hello Kitty Costume -
KIDS OF TODAY -
Epic Parenting FAIL -
ON NEWS STANDS EVERYWHERE - Shocking Must-Read Story
BATH TIME -